found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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