You made me cry and you don't even care
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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