apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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