they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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