You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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