I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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