The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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