i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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