porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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