stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its not stalking. its research.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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