Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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