its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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