yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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