How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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