It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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