Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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