We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
two words...techno handjob
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hippo gnu deer
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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