When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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