Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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