i just google imaged poop.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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