Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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