Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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