need another drink. this is the easiest way
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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