They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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