I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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