It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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