at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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