I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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