you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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