Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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