so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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