she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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