No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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