I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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