there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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