i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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