He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He felt like a one man threesome
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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