the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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