i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
