Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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