Fuck appropriateness.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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