Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
nutella sex= disaster
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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