I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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