How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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