Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My vagina is very pro this idea
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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