I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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