OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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