Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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