I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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