what if I'm pregnant?
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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