I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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