This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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