Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Oh god it's open bar.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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