yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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