All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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