Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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